Reblog if you think your voice is unattractive.
My Brother: Is it illegal to expose yourself to a blind person?
My Brother: Why is it called a building when it's already built?
My Brother: If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
My Brother: When something is shipped by ship it's called cargo, but when something is shipped by car it's called a shipment...
My Brother: If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?
My Brother: Why is impediment so hard to say when used to describe someone who has a hard time talking?
My Brother: What's the speed of dark?
Me: -awake forever trying to figure out all the answers-
people: any guy would be lucky to have you
me: who is this any guy you speak of, bring him forth
im-a-walking-paradox: 30 minute porn videos
Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual,...
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
Books are so ideal for lazy people I mean we can do all these amazing things and go to amazing places and experience all these things all while sitting on our ass.
Reblog if you'll answer sex-related questions, no...
runningfowardsneverbackwards: dudewholikesdudes: invisibleeyes: Always do :) Try me. haha let’s just see if I even get any questions.
trickyfitness: trickyfitness: trickyfitness: a box of spiral macaroni appeared in my pantry i have no idea how long its been there and i have no recollection of ever buying one how did it get there i have begun interrogation start talking punk i want ANSWERS
My academic career
smokeporch: 2005: Present: Girls Only, jk kinda!
fffcuk: being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital
I've never understood the stereotype that women...
captainmjolnir: I mean seriously what do you think we do every month
m4ge: Writing the conclusion is the worst part of writing reports Ah yes thank you for reading my paper now please allow me to restate my thesis statement with slightly different wording and ultimately waste your time
nintendoggy: i dont trust families that get along with each other and have “family game nights”
novakian: I just realized some hipster-type blogs are following me but my blog’s nothing but fandom and they’re liking but not reblogging my fandom posts it’s okay, hipsters your secret’s safe